We All Have A Story to Tell

Do you get chatted up a lot on tour?

Liam: Honestly, because we’re taken from the venue to the hotel and whatever else you don’t really see much in between. We don’t really go out, but this tour will be different because we’re all 18 now…

Niall: Supermarket sweep!

GQ: So this tour will be a bit more Mötley Crüe?

[cue blank expressions from One Direction so GQ.com explains who Mötley Crüe are, with particular reference to their candid rock confessional The Dirt]

Niall: I can’t wait for that! Can we do one?

Liam: A diary of naughtiness?

Harry: Ours would be more like The Virgin Diaries.

Liam: Porn… without the illustrations.

Louis: Just porn!

Liam: This interview’s gone horribly wrong.

[One Direction’s PR intervenes and starts wrapping up the interview…]

Harry: We’re all adults here. We’ve all seen our share of…

Liam: No, you haven’t! You’re still 17! Shut up!

Louis: I find the whole porn thing quite…

Liam: Derogatory?

Niall: Objectifying?

Harry: I think it’s derogatory.

Liam: It can be a bad influence on youngsters…

Louis: …but sometimes it’s great.

Harry: Sometimes it’s amazing!

Liam: You’re 17, shut up! Louis, you brought this up! We’ve brought this upon ourselves.

Harry: This is going to be a great read.